What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 04:47

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
Do narcissists love their children?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill